SOME FUNNY DEFINITIONS

1.CONFERENCES: The confusions of one man multiplied by the number present.
2.COMPROMISE: The art of dividinga cake in sucha way that every body believes.
3.DICTIONARY: The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
4.CLASSIC: A book which people praise but do not react.
5.OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenous home life.
6.YAWN: The onlytime some married men ever got to open their mouth.
7.Etc.: The sign which shows that you know more than you actually do.
8.ATOM BOMB: An invention to end all invention.
9.MISER: A person who lives poor to die rich.
10.FATHER: A banker provided by the nature.
11.POLITICIAN: Some who shakes your hand before election & your confidence after.
12.BOSS: Some one who is early when you are late & late when you are early.
13.DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills.
14. EXPERIENCE: The name people give to their mistakes.
15. OPPORTUNISTS: A person who starts taking bath if accidently fall in to the river.